tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80952383968373600512024-02-19T10:40:36.887+00:00Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.(Morbid) CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT('s mind)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-59637274259453817892009-06-05T02:32:00.016+01:002009-06-05T04:39:00.041+01:00"The Biggest Stick" - featuring KHAAAAN and Harcourt Fenton Mudd.Right! I'm back and reporting for duty. This fic was chosen for a couple of reasons:REASON 1) In honour of the release of the new Star Trek movie. (Well, not sure "honour" is the right word...)REASON 2) It's a bit of light-hearted insanity to ease me (and everyone else) back into that regular blogging psyche. I had some freaky shit lined up, but it nearly broke my brain/made me sick when I tried Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-40028199939228017952009-02-10T01:04:00.009+00:002009-02-10T01:57:01.823+00:00"FIC" - A Jesus/Judas fanfic.Hey-ho! I'm finally back by popular demand. (You asked for it, you mentalists!)I'm not quite sure what's going on in the facial expressions in that picture, but I feel it perfectly illustrates the fic I'm about to show you. Which, I shit you not, is a BIBLE SLASH fanfic.Now, what really baffles me most about this is who writes the bloody things?! There is a whole Christ_Slash community on Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-17083388255720295332009-01-06T02:54:00.009+00:002009-06-05T04:40:06.745+01:00"If Only" - A Dorothy/Scarecrow Fanfic.This one is short and not at all sweet. I'm just going to post the whole thing. I read this in a kind of daze, wondering if I should be laughing or crying. The answer I arrived at was laughing. In a twisted way, this is actually hilarious.In summary, Dorothy is having some "alone time," when the Scarecrow walks in. Spontaneous straw-and-cloth-based sexual acts ensue.Author's notes:Title: If Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-88228960632006074092009-01-04T23:00:00.010+00:002009-02-10T15:58:15.027+00:00"Whisper in the Water" an Ash/Vaporeon fanfic.I was thinking, the fics I've been featuring have been a bit tame so far. Yes, they've been a bit weird, but there's many worse things out there. So tonight I'm stepping things up a level with this Pokémon fic.Okay. Yes. This is a fucking twisted one. Maybe you're hoping that Ash and Vaporeon's relationship in the fic is a strictly platonic one? Nope, sorry. This one's got Pokésex.Sometimes the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-66057163854454685572009-01-04T05:34:00.004+00:002009-01-04T05:56:33.777+00:00"Radical Ring Power" - A Lord of the Rings / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover.Now this one isn't even pornographic in the slightest. But it is hilarious, so I felt the need to share! It's a crossover/parody fic involving the Ninja Turtles adventuring with Frodo and friends, to prevent Saruman and Shredder's joint forces from taking over the world. It's quite a long fic in 6 parts. But definietly worth a read if you're a fan of TMNT and LotR.LINKS: [The fic] Lord Of The Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-45202585477895375702009-01-04T04:17:00.012+00:002009-01-05T12:40:32.632+00:00"Exotic" - A Doctor Who/TARDIS/Martha Fic.I'm not sure "Exotic" really covers it, but never mind.In this fic, we discover an interesting dynamic in the Doctor/TARDIS relationship. Namely, that they're shagging. Behind Martha's back. (How does a Time Lord go about shagging a spaceship? Oh you'll find out.)....Until she walks in on them at it. But luckily for The Doctor, Martha is open-minded to the point that her brain is in danger of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-74315183333717676232009-01-02T03:24:00.017+00:002009-01-03T07:11:42.982+00:00"Wha?! Shadow...your gay to?!" - A Sonic/Shadow fanficI'm easing you in at the shallow end with this one. At least these two are the same species and fandom.Right. This little beauty can be found at fanfiction.net and features Sonic the Hedgehog exploring his sexuality with his rival - Shadow. The inventive spelling, grammar and vocabulary of the writer and the fact that all of it is underlined only serves to add to the baffling nature of the fic.I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8095238396837360051.post-28076995153685588642009-01-02T01:29:00.009+00:002009-01-04T05:53:46.653+00:00An introduction / explanation.Firstly, I apologise profusely for creating this in the first place. Extra apologies to you if you've stumbled upon this by accident on the net. I suggest you leave now, whilst you still have your integrity and your innocence intact. If you choose to read on you've only yourself to blame!So the inspiration for this blog came from the range of horrifying fanfiction I've been subjected to over the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0